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© 2003-2009 Patrick M. Carlisle

Inaugurated April 1, 2003

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Contact Henry E. Panky


I would love to hear from you, my darling Bubu,
but first I would like to make the following statement:

    I am very, very sorry. I am a mouthy, pinch-hearted little freak, devoid of talent and wit. I hate myself and I'm going to enjoy hurting myself on your behalf.


      Thank you. Now, proceeding briskly, please check only the one
      box below which contains the statement that best describes your message:


I am a social, political or religious fundamentalist.

Quack! Quack! I have an overwhelming impulse to niggle about typos and factual misstatements; I call this niggling, "constructive criticism."

Though a large, hairy-nostriled man, in my correspondence with incarcerated felons, I become Lula Mae Beavé, a ripe, sassy Creole woman of prodigious and peculiar carnal appetites.

Mr. Panky, you have made my life look small and ridiculous, inadvertently hurting my feelings and sensibilities.

"You go tell Raphael that I ain't takin' no jive from no Western Union messenger!"

I love you, Santa.


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