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© 2003-2010 Patrick M. Carlisle

Inaugurated April 1, 2003

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Contact Henry E. Panky


I'm eager to hear your thoughts, your hopes and dreams,
but first I would like to make the following statement:

    I am very, very sorry. I am a mouthy, pinch-hearted little freak, devoid of talent and wit. I hate myself and I'm going to enjoy hurting myself on your behalf.


      Thank you. Now, proceeding briskly, please check only the ONE
      box below which contains the statement that best describes your message:


I am a social, political or religious fundamentalist.

Quack! Quack! I have an overwhelming impulse to niggle about typos, mendacities and misrepresentations; I call this "constructive criticism."

Please send me the free ePub version of your book, Unfair & Unbalanced.

Mr. Panky, your falafel sandwich is ready to be picked up.

"You go tell Raphael that I ain't takin' no jive from no Western Union messenger!"

Please send me the free Kindle version of your book, Unfair & Unbalanced.


Your kind, generous comments here. If you are requesting the book file, it will be sent as an attachment (about a half MB):


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